Eli’s Dirty Jokes – Episode 4 – Five Birds
Eli’s Dirty Jokes “Five Birds” – Facebook this joke! on.fb.me Hey all you jokers…Subscribe!! & Join the Eli’s Dirty Jokes Fan Page on Facebook! www.facebook.com Eli the Accountant alters peoples marital preconception by telling us a story of Little Jonny, a young boy that knows a little too much about the birds and the bees. Created by James Tod McFadden and Tyler McFadden Animation by Doug Bresler Dirty Jokes Funny Jokes Cartoon Comedy
A lawyer arrived home late after trying to get his client off being hung at midnight. His plea failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed. As he walked through the door at home, and his his wife starts nagging,’Why are you so late? Where have you been?’.Tired, he goes to have a shower when the phone rings & the wife answers, opens the door to her husband drying his feet, and says ‘They’re not hanging Wright tonight” he turns around yelling “FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WOMAN, DON’T YOU EVER STOP?’
lmao i get dixx
im soo trying that at school
@Gamekillerish she choose the one sucking on the cone cuz u know sucking a cone sucking a dick she’s imagiting the the cone is a 8===o if u know what that looks like
I don’t get the part were the teacher choose the lady govling on the ice cream
Can someone help me out
that dont look like a lil jonny… more like a lil pablo…
this joke is better when you just read it
I like Mexican Johnny
I defenitly like her thinking!that was funny
the teacher grows a finger at 0:24 and then loses it at 0:25
What do you call three hundred sixty-five used rubbers melted down into a tire?
A good year.
Ok, now I get it
I don’t get it, it’s probably because I’m young
and i reccommend Skyrim
@UrHighlight The skinny one has
a ring
wait… who here rewinded it to see if they were wearing the ring???
3 vampires walked into a bar.
the 1st vampire said: i want a cup of blood.
the 2nd vampie said: ill order 2 cups of blood.
the 3rd vampire said: gimme a hot glass of water.
the two vampires asked the 3rd vampire: why a hot glass of water?
when their orders arrived, the 3rd vampire took a used tampon out of his pocket and said: im making tea.
my fav. one
@TheGString123 how strange i read this with 69 likes
الله اكبر
I love johnny
you guys noticed that little jhonny was eli? :O
@UrHighlight no, you aren’t
am i the only one who went back to look for the one wiv the ring?
A plane suddenly started to loose altitude, as it was out of fuel. A young woman stands up, takes off her clothes and shouts, “Who can make me feel like a woman before I die!” Then a man gets up, without missing a beat, takes of his shirt and says, ” Here, iron this.”